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[princeofpuff]

Out of curiosity, is there anyone who's actually taken this potion by choice?

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[aubriecapper]

Yes, there are! You just don't hear about it much, I think.

[jacksloper]

What? Thinking of taking it?

[princeofpuff]

I've yet to encounter one. I suppose someone must buy it, or it wouldn't be made.

[princeofpuff]

Unfortunately, no.

[jacksloper]

Unfortunately? You want to take it? Well, what is holding you back then?

Never would have taken you for one of those romantic types.

[aubriecapper]

Yeah. Wouldn't be worth selling if no one wants to buy it.

[princeofpuff]

Unfortunately I'm among those who took it involuntarily.

[princeofpuff]

People will always give up hard earned coin for a fantasy.

[aubriecapper]

I don't know about that. Its not a bad idea, getting to know who you're suppose to be with. That is, if you take it willingly. No sense in forcing something like that on someone.

[jacksloper]

Someone slipped it to you. Well, that sucks.

[princeofpuff]

Something like that.

[jacksloper]

Something?

[Sloper]

[princeofpuff]

Have you heard of the 'first 100'?

[princeofpuff]

How do we even know if the potion can identify your soul mate? What proof is there that there isn't someone better? What proof is there that an individual is even ready or capable of having a lifelong relationship?

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

Yes, I have. Oh, you're one of them?

Smith | Sloper

[princeofpuff]

One of the fringe drawbacks of working at the Ministry.

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

Well then, I certainly hope I get to have more fun with you before you're claimed.

Smith | Sloper

[princeofpuff]

Considering that it's been months and I've felt nary a tickle, I'm certain there's plenty of time. Perhaps my soul mate is already dead.

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

Well, that's a bit morbid.

Smith | Sloper

[princeofpuff]

It would probably be less trouble for both of us.

I live in fear of finding out it's a girl.

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

I highly doubt that. You were made to be loved by a man.

Smith | Sloper

[princeofpuff]

What if I need some reassurance of that?

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

You know here I live.

Smith | Sloper

[princeofpuff]

Is that your minimalist way of saying that I'm invited back?

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

That is me telling you to get that lovely arse of yours over here so I can appreciate it properly.

Smith | Sloper

[princeofpuff]

Well, when you put it that way... give me an hour.

Smith | Sloper

[jacksloper]

Good boy.