princeofpuff | (no subject)

Out of curiosity, is there anyone who's actually taken this potion by choice?

Something?

Have you heard of the 'first 100'?

Yes, I have. Oh, you're one of them?

One of the fringe drawbacks of working at the Ministry.

Well then, I certainly hope I get to have more fun with you before you're claimed.

Considering that it's been months and I've felt nary a tickle, I'm certain there's plenty of time. Perhaps my soul mate is already dead.

Well, that's a bit morbid.

It would probably be less trouble for both of us.

I live in fear of finding out it's a girl.

I highly doubt that. You were made to be loved by a man.

What if I need some reassurance of that?

You know here I live.

Is that your minimalist way of saying that I'm invited back?

That is me telling you to get that lovely arse of yours over here so I can appreciate it properly.

Well, when you put it that way... give me an hour.

Good boy.